Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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