Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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