Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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