Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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