Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
