I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Actions speak louder than pants.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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