he wants to bone in the snuggie
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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