I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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