so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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