I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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