16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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