Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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