check it out our google latitudes are spooning
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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