He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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