did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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