White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Randomize
