thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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