Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
