My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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