so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
It's not a walk of shame if you run
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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