At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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