No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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