I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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