i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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