Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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