I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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