I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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