Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Actions speak louder than pants.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
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