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if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret

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(845): View more from New York

Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?

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(732): View more from New Jersey

we just fucked in the mcds parking lot

(1-732): View more from New Jersey

wasnt he a virgin

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yes we got celebratory milkshakes after

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(516): View more from New York

His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.

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(289): View more from Ontario

eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.

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(801): View more from Utah

We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party

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(501): View more from Arkansas

Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Don't come back. They don't have pants.

(240): View more from Maryland

Oh god.

(610): View more from Pennsylvania

God has nothing to do with this.

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