Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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