My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
You have to summon your inner elephant
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Naked. naked and bneed help.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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