I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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