We're like a lot better than the average bears
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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