She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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