Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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