I wannas sexs uuuuu
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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