Grow some girl-balls and come out already
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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