yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
She said her name was "party"
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
Randomize
