Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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