ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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