YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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