it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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