yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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