You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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