She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Randomize
