wakey wakey hands off snakey
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
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