i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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