kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
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