Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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