The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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