I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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